Sunday, February 20, 2011

Bautista gets rich

From left to right: The Silent Assassin, Bautista, new manager John Farrell


OK so if you live in a cave or don't like baseball (you might want to skip this entirely) then you may not be aware that the Jays just signed Jose Bautista to a 5 year 65 million deal plus a club option 6th year. First off I love the Bautista deal for a few reasons and I don't get the people whining about how it's a gamble and we're going to put ourselves in another Vernon like situation etc.  Big difference between 65 million and 100+ million folks. BIG.  Here's why I like it:

1. Bautista is awesome

People are saying it's a lot of money to shell out considering he's only had 1 good year.  True.  Except Bautista also tore the cover off the ball in August and September of 2009 so really he's been the best hitter in the AL for over a season.  And big numbers command big money. Bottom line.  If you don't think the Yankees would've paid him a lot more than we did you're dreaming.

2.  It's not really all that much of a gamble. 

Look folks, if the silent assassin (AA) can move Vernon's contract, he can move this one whenever he wants to.  Even if Bautista has a terrible season, AA would still be able to get him off the books one way or another.  Not as big a gamble as everyone is saying, so why not take a shot on a guy who has the upside to be a perennial MVP contender?

3.  He did it last year with little protection and he can do it again. 

Here's something I don't understand about some critics of this deal.  They say now because Vernon is gone Bautista doesn't have the protetion in the middle of the lineup anymore and he'll see a lot more breaking balls than he did last year. This doesn't really make sense.  First off, yeah Vernon had a rebound year last season but his 2nd half wasn't great.  Right around the time pitchers were starting to realize Bautista was for real, Vernon decided to stop hitting.  Which means last season Bautista was already in the same situation he is now (little protection) and he hit better in the second half than the first half.  Plus I think Hill and Lind will bounce back this year and those guys both have better power than Wells so he could end up having better protection this year, not less.

The only thing that worries me about this deal is Bautista's average.  He hit .260 last seaon which is respectable (but not great) for a power hitter.  Obviously you can accept a lower average if he's going to hit 50 homeruns.  But realistically, he's not going to hit 50 again.  Probably won't hit 40.  So if we can put him down for being good for 35-40 homeruns and 115 rbis then if his average dips below .250 he could start being a bit of a liability.  But like I said, I'm not too worried.  He's starting to draw a lot more walks which means his OBP should get a nice boost, and with the power in the middle and end of our lineup that will definitely add to some more production.

Overall I like the deal.  Remember people, it's not your money, it's Rogers's.  This move shows that the Jays are getting serious about winning. 

Get pumped for the season, it's going to be awesome.  See you on opening night.

Friday, February 4, 2011

6 Best Superbowl Prop Bets

 

You'd be stupid not to bet this


Sunday is the Super Bowl and gamblers everywhere are gearing up for the biggest weekend of the year.  But even if you're not a sports fan the Super Bowl has some pretty entertaining prop bets* that are sure to hold your interest as you put back a year's worth of beer and chili in under four hours.

For the game itself I've got the Steelers +3 (yeah like anyone bets the actual game), but that's a lot less interesting than the following 6 prop bets.* 

NB These are actually legitimate prop bets you can bet actual legitimate money on.  I recommend bodog

*If you don't know what a prop bet is, it's basically a bet on anything other than the outcome of the game.  For example.... 

Here are the best 6 prop bets for this year's big dance. (Plus my picks. Make some money, share it with me)


1. Will Christina Aguilera wear a cowboy hat while singing the National Anthem?
             Yes
  +275


Ahh the eternal debate rages on.  What could be easier?  She's in Dallas, we all know she's not shy.  Book this one.

2.  How Many Times will FOX mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the Game?

       Over
       2½
(-175)o
(+135)u
       Under

2½  are you kidding me?  I've got this one hitting the over before the end of the first quarter.  FOX's love of talking about Favre is second only to Favre's himself.  Easy money.

3.  What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

                Blue
10/1
                Clear/Water
 9/4
                Lime Green
11/2
                Orange
3/1
                Red
5/1
               Yellow
3/2  








This one is tricky.  Also I'm confused by the distinction between lime green and yellow?  Which one is supposed to be the classic lemon-lime flavour?  I'd call it yellow, so then who the hell ever heard of lime green gatorade?  No wonder it's paying off at 11/2.  I think this a toss-up between orange and red.  Red's my favourite colour, plus it's paying out better so I guess that's a good enough reason.









4. What will be the Result of the Super Bowl XLV Coin Toss?

        Heads (Coin Toss)
-105
        Tails (Coin Toss)
-105  



Always a classic.  What are the odds of losing money on this one?  Tails never fails....

5.  Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first? 

       Coach
  +1000
       Family
  +500
       God
  +150
       Teammates
  +200
       Does Not Thank Anyone
  +225
 
Tough one.  Anyone following the pre-game media blitz knows Rodgers (Green Bay QB) is in hot water with his teammates and Roethlisberger (Steelers QB) is in trouble with just about everyone else.  If it's Rodgers I like the teammates, if it's Roethlisberger I like the family.  Anyone else I think you gotta go teammates first right? I mean, it's not like football is an individual sport. That's where my money is.

6.  What will Fergie be wearing when she first appears on stage during the Super Bowl Halftime Show? 

      Skirt/Dress
+110
      Pants (Below Knees)
+125
      Shorts (Above Knees)
+250
     Thong/G-String/Bikini Bottom 
+1000


As much as I'm hoping for option D here, I'm not ready to put my money on Fergie coming out in a G-string.  Just doesn't seem in keeping with the Super Bowl vibe.  Lingerie bowl maybe (yes, that exists), but not the Super Bowl.  I think you can write off shorts too, because who wears shorts?  Given the recent weather in Dallas, my gambling instincts are telling me to bet pants.

There you have it.  Something for everyone and money for all.  Enjoy the game where ever you are on Sunday.  Cheers.  AM




Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Snowpocalypse

Snowpocalypse is fun to say and all but really folks?  30 cm is hardly apocalyptic proportions.  It'll snow tomorrow.  More than usual.  But this is Canada (as much as the other provinces might hate to admit it), we can deal.  Nothing to freak out about.

http://i.t.com.com/i/lumiere/2006/02/02/12419-12419-20060202_181618-320x240.jpg


I think we need something a little less biblical.  Here's a couple suggestions:

*Snowtorious B.I.G.
*Snow Country for Old Men
*Snow Woman Snow Cry
*Snow Holds Barred
*Snow You Think you can Dance
*Snow and Behold



Sorry about that, I get carried away.  Snow pun intended.  HA!  Stay warm folks.





Tweets or it Didn't Happen:


Snowpocalypse & Bieber fever both to hit today - which will get more coverage?

To 'snowpocalypse' or whatever we're calling it, I say, 'Bring it.' It's about time Toronto got a snowstorm.